Na I’m okay
benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
this is so important
Algernon Cadwallder | Yo Soy Milk
“I would bet my life that you’re never gonna call me. I would bet my life that I’ll end up being lonely but it’s just as well I guess it would only leave a mess.”
Joie De Vivre | Handshakes
I can’t celebrate changed lives
with everybody else
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
